“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” —Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (via ibitmyneighborsdog)
Listening to Nerdfighterlike while washing the dishes...
- Mom: Why does she say "touching and hugging and nothing else"?
- Me: Because John Green says touching and hugging but nothing else.
- Mom: Then why does she later say "touching and hugging and something else"?
- Me: Because no one listens to John Green